God in goodness sent us grapes to cheer, both great and small. BLOG Names of Irish & Celtic Descent Boy, Girl, Pet, and Dog Names. [From: barlow6(at) news.ford.com Date: 1999-05-18. France Jokes and Funny Quotes About France. Yes, but know 1, your audience and 2, the contents of your toast. ", 2) Just before he died he went drinking with his mates. in Best of Maledicta ?]. May those who love you love you,And those who dont love you,May god turn their hearts. THOSE THAT FLYWe loop in the purple twilightWe spin in the silver dawnWith black smoke trailing behind usTo show where our comrades have gone A funny Irish toast is . Here is to love that never grows old, and if it does, lets hope by that time were too old to leave each other and start new marriages., #17. Tipsi's Bar Guide, various Usenet groups.] In Days of old when knights were boldAnd toilets weren't inventedMen dropped their load upon the roadAnd walked away contented. Bedroom Party Literature and other sources.]. This toast is much older. anecdote. and let's get fucked up! hotmail (dot) com> on 5 Feb 2004 he says that learned this "from my ex But never forget to remember the blessings that come each day., May neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you., May your mornings bring joy and your evenings bring peace. ]Earliest Variant:A policeman came to the door one day,The mail man came and went away,Nine months there was hell to pay,Now who was to blame the blue or the gray [Contributed by James P. Leary. The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far, so that you will always have something to strive for, by knobHill99% | Mar 1, 2017 | Baby Names, Celtic, Irish | 0 Comments, BLOG Names of Irish & Celtic Descent Boy, Girl, Pet, and Dog Names. Anecdota Americana So, many people think Slinte is used heavily in Ireland before drinking, but it isnt. Try to find other instances of 49.) But enough about me, heres to you., #12. Learn how your comment data is processed. We and our partners store and/or access information on a device, such as cookies and process personal data, such as unique identifiers and standard information sent by a device for personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, and audience insights, as well as to develop and improve products. Keep in mind that many funny toasts you see online arent really that funny, so youre often better off aiming for a smile rather than a belly laugh. To every lovable girl in the land,I offer this little libation.For if ever they all left the country at once,Wed be left in a state of stagnation. wsb390 on 2006-02-07. To hell: May the stay there be as fun as the way there., #24. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.. RESPONSE: Slinte means Health in Irish. they come again." MBA in Human Resource Development and Management, Narsee Monjee Institution of Management Studies, B.S. #7. ]Compare the above with the bawdy poem below: THEY ALL DO IT!Fight against it all you can, though sad the thought, - ALL DO IT. Heres to the only day I will ever be a morning person, December 25th., #30. Always sense check and, if you dont understand a bit of Irish slang, avoid it. the most commonly collected bawdy toasts. state. He didn't have enough, so He left a little place. ", "Here's to me, and here's to you,And here's to love and laughterI'll be true as long as you,And not one moment after. A cold beer and another one., May the winds of fortune sail you. [1960 Date: Sun, 19 Mar 95; Very old bawdy ditty. May your troubles grow less as your blessings increase., Heres to a long life and a merry one. ], [Contributed by CR MCPHERSON