A: So they know which end to wipe. One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: How many OSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times", Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. Oct 31, 2021 - Explore Linda Riegel's board "OSU-WHAT A JOKE!" on Pinterest. COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. A: Only one, but he gets 3 credits for it. Columbus, Ohio, USA. South til you smell it. Thankfully, we Michiganders know how to poke fun at ourselves, and we're always game for a bit of lighthearted commiseration over the struggles of life here in Michigan. Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Why aren't OSU cheerleaders allowed to do splits? Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by tmeyer2020 A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) November 20, 2021, Congrats to Michigan State on putting up as good of a fight as Charleston Southern pic.twitter.com/Ej7jrb3huc, Ryan (@BrewPack8) November 20, 2021, How Ohio State came out vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/ONohMw3mcA, Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson, Julian Fleming & Jaxon Smith-Njigba seeing this Michigan State secondary pic.twitter.com/ainPMB7mHa, Michigan States coverage on OSUs receivers pic.twitter.com/UdshpeB2Y4, Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) November 20, 2021, Michigan State getting treated like Charleston Southern, Duncan Smith (@DuncanSmithNBA) November 20, 2021, Michigan State walking into Columbus this morning. A: One, but he gets 3 credits. A. I'm really sorry." A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a Buckeye joke? The guy replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Design by Human Element, In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well. About 10 pounds. A: S-mitten. I work for Automattic. A: Between Dayton & Marion. Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. For more information, please read our Legal Disclaimer. Q: What's the difference between a Cleveland State diploma and toilet paper? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . Last time I tipped back a Wolverine I couldnt stop till the tenth one. Nobody raised their hands until the . A: Go Home. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. C.J. USC Trojans. A: He wanted him to GO BLUE! at the top of his lungs and the noise echos off of the mountains and travels a great distance. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio University campus? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". The. A: To keep the flies off the bride. "The energy in the stadium was . Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? Put a class room there!!! The Michigan fan yells that the Ohio State fan and says hey in Michigan they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. I said, "Hey! Februar 2023. Q: Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box? Q: Why did the Ohio State regents decide to cover Ohio Stadium in cardboard? But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. (Photo by Ben Jackson/Getty Images). Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Michigan University campus? What do pot and Ohio State have in common????? 1. Thanks for doing it correctly. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. Nah, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Q: Why do Akron Zips fans smell so bad? No. I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan., The teacher, angered by his reply, says, Well if your dad were a moron and your mom were an idiot, what would that make you?, Little Jimmy replied, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan.. Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? I'm guessing they don't have a cartography section at the library. and pushes the representative from Ohio State off of the side of the mountain. "deer", "dog", "deer", "dog" they argued. The official sports drink of an Ohio State Buckeye: CHOKE Classic! How well they played Georgia in the Peach Bowl caught everyone by surprise. When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. It's my fault." But the Spartans also were forced to throw more than theyd probably like. Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? Ohio State QB C.J. Charleston Southern and Michigan State?!?!? Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. It should be noted Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they don't play nobody. A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. 20 Ohio State students were stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. Put on a show, C.J. The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Everything an Ohio State fan would want. Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) January 1, 2022. Thats true in most sports and its definitely true in college football. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. 3. Durch Klicken auf Alle akzeptieren erklren Sie sich damit einverstanden, dass Yahoo und unsere Partner Ihre personenbezogenen Daten verarbeiten und Technologien wie Cookies nutzen, um personalisierte Anzeigen und Inhalte zu zeigen, zur Messung von Anzeigen und Inhalten, um mehr ber die Zielgruppe zu erfahren sowie fr die Entwicklung von Produkten. A: Kick his sister in the mouth, -0:00:001:05:01. Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors? Memes.com 2. What happens when a blonde moves from Michigan to Ohio? Columbus. What's the difference between a Michigan education and an OSU education? Michigan, USC and Penn State. Two months? Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. Paint it to look like an SEC endzone. Why would it not? #1. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. A: The other one goes to Youngstown State. https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/ohio-state-michigan-state-first-half-stroud-reaction-jokes, Predicting where the NFL's top 21 free agents will wind up in 2023, 2023 NFL mock draft: Shaking up the top 6 with trades (and a Chicago Bears haul), NHL March power rankings: The East is so loaded as the trade deadline approaches, 1 side-by-side MLB video should convince you the pitch clock is the best, The top-20 NHL trade targets headed into the 2023 deadline, Sister Jean surprisingly picked a non-Chicago team to win the NCAA Mens National title, Max Scherzers innovative way to use the MLB pitch clock is horrible news for hitters, Your California Privacy Rights/Privacy Policy. I liked how that old Michigan fan was peeling on that younger OSU fan when it came to the jokes at the end. Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. He followed St. Peter and saw God standing with Woody Hayes. A: The Crime Rate! Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. Here are some of our favorite jokes about Ohio State's biggest rivals. In reply to An oldie but by mgoblue911. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle? Twice. Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? All advice, including picks and predictions, is based on individual commentators opinions and not that of Minute Media or its related brands. Do you still want to tell that joke?, The first man frowned. A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. Force feed the elephant. Did you hear about the fire at Ohio State's library? Then I went home blew chunks!, Bartender says, Dude, you put back ten of anything and youre gonna feel wrong., Buckeye says, You dont understand. What is a buckeye anyways, man?. Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, Im feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee., Bartender says, Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager smuggled in from across the border. Then he whispers, Its Wolverine Beer. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. The guy sitting next to him is 6-5, 250 pounds and is also a Michigan graduate. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on . A. There's nothing worth craping on! MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 31: Cade McNamara #12 of the Michigan Wolverines is tackled by Channing Tindall #41 of the Georgia Bulldogs in the second quarter of the game in the Capital One Orange Bowl for the College Football Playoff semifinal game at Hard Rock Stadium on December 31, 2021 in Miami Gardens, Florida. ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. Early college football lines via @FDSportsbook pic.twitter.com/KZdXaZDA0r, Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) February 23, 2023. Related: Michigan finally beats Ohio State, punches ticket to Big Ten title game, It just feels great. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. The Michigan Wolverines clinched the Big Ten East and a spot in the Big Ten title game next weekend with a huge win over the Ohio State Buckeyes on Saturday in Ann Arbor. 7 Michigan State just three days after it was reported that MSU was planning to offer Tucker the 10-year deal worth $95 million. At that time the Michigan fan takes the bottle and chucks it way off the road and tells him that drinking and driving is a hell of a mistake one should stay away from. Short Michigan Jokes I'm searching for my first hole-in-one. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years! Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. A: Drool. The guy almost died, have some respect [yada yada] He was horseback riding and fell off he would've been trampled to death if the Walmart greeter didn't pull the plug in time. One day, at an elementary school in Ann Arbor, Michigan, a teacher asked her class if the Michigan Wolverines were their favorite football team. A: Because crap floats The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? 7 Michigan State with the Spartans looking like anything but a top-10 team. No conference rivalry game will carry more weight next season than the latest installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State over in Big Ten country. Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. The driver who caused the accident gets out of the car and starts to apologize when he notices the other driver is an OSU Alum. Daten ber Ihr Gert und Ihre Internetverbindung, wie Ihre IP-Adresse, Browsing- und Suchaktivitten bei der Nutzung von Yahoo Websites und -Apps. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. But that's not really what Matt had in. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. Jim offers to go first. Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the Spartans. It's all the same dude. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. A: They all lost on the final kick. Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. The game looked over long before the second quarter ended. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water.". Q. I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. Jokes will be told. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. But that doesnt matter anymore. Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . A: Going to Class. A grade school teacher who was a U of M graduate asked the class if they wanted Michigan to win the game. Sie knnen Ihre Einstellungen jederzeit ndern. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. Theyre the best., The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: Juvenile Delinquent From Columbus Kills Beloved Family Pet., One day my nephew decided to wash his sweatshirt. A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? Sigh. The guy sitting next to me is 62, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. 4. October 5, 2022 7:45 pm ET. A: Drool. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? 440.853.8364, Steves Auto The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. They also averaged 12.7 yards per pass, while Michigan State was at three, and the Buckeyes had three wide receivers Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson and Jeremy Ruckert with at least 18 yards per catch. A: One, but he gets 3 credits. Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. I enjoy being active and making things. What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. Is this supposed to be a contribution to the post? . Its a very good feeling, Brayden Cook said. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. But the good news is, we buried those stupid Buckeyes. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? Youre Nuts: What random event would you like to see added to the NFL Combine? Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? signs on a lawn at a home in Ohio? Q: How do you make Ohio State cookies? Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. "Two months?!" Q: How do you get an Ohio State Alum off your porch? "No way, definitely from a deer" The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. The Total Fishing Manual (Paperback Edition): 318 Essential Fishing Skills (Field & Stream) ASIN:1681882639 | EAN:9781681882635 | ISBN:1681882639. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. Theirs says: Ann Arbor - North until you smell it, West until you step in it. A: Welcome to McDonalds. Ohio State is going to have to play the best 3 teams in the B1G every year?? Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Whom do you shoot? Top 10 Best ohio state michigan jokes Reviews 2022 1. However, upsets happen, that's why . But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up." Better joke: But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. All the children raised their hands to be like the teacher except for one little girl. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? Q: How do you confuse a Cleveland State student? It was just reported on Wednesday that Michigan State had offered Mel Tucker a 10 year, $95 million contract extension. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? A: She applies to Cleveland State. But at about 2 in the morning, Urban Meyer hears some raucous laughter coming from the room of one of the players. The other frightens birds and small animals. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. A: A visitor. God said "now that you're both here, I want to show you where you'll be spending all eternity." The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? The timing of a massive Big Ten . A: Whale to the victors. Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up.". Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? Im so excited, one Michigan fan said. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. michigan state and ohio state fans have already saved this in their shit talking folder pic.twitter.com/tAM75k1vug, Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) January 1, 2022. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. All rights reserved. 2495 N. Ridge Rd. Here's what Buckeye players, coaches and fans . A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. Michigan should be favored over Ohio State in The Big House, but by only one point is very telling. Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. Q: How many MSU freshman does it take to change a light bulb? All betting content is intended for an audience ages 21+. A: The Crime Rate! Becky, my darling he whispered. Copyright 2023 ClickOnDetroit.com is managed by Graham Digital and published by Graham Media Group, a division of Graham Holdings. Q: Why don't UofM football players sink in the Great Lakes? Yes, the missed kick in the College Football Playoff lined up perfectly with the New . "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". How do you make up the difference? Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? Score: 2 Share: You know what I really love about THE Ohio State? How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? The Wolverines look bad in the Orange Bowl. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Why did they change the playing field at The Big House to cardboard? Ultimately, Ohio State is a potential regression candidate. USC Trojans are the University of South Carolina's football team and are among the most popular college teams by state. Here is a list of college sports teams that have gained popularity over the years: 10. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? Everyone in the room except one little boy raised his hand. Jim offers to go first. Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. We played great, it was a great day.. The Nebraska fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells, "This is for corn" and jumps off of the mountain. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. A: So blind people can hate them too. Ohio State fans arent upset though. 4 Ohio State obliterated No. The genie grants the wish to Jim and Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. A: "I have reviewed your application" If it were held at a neutral site, the Buckeyes might be laying two points, in theory. Ohio State co-offensive coordinator Ed Warinner cracked some jokes about Michigan during the team's spring football kickoff luncheon. ! exclaimed the bartender. The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Who is bigger? The little girl said because my parents root for Ohio State. Q: Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. I loved that documentary. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. I know this is lame but: One day a 1st grade teacher asked her class if any of them were Michigan fans. A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". See more ideas about go blue, michigan wolverines football, wolverines football. Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU basketball players from graduating? A: The cop. Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. A: Ohio. A: Ohio Sucks A: Home improvement. Reading this blog for years, but finally registered for this thread so I could post the only joke I know. The teacher asked What if your parents were idiots and the little girl replied Well then I guess we would be Michigan fans. If theres any trouble from either of you, youll have to leave.. The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Q: What do you call "Go Blue!" Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? There is still a ton of pressure Ryan Day is feeling. Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. Enjoy! One fan unzipped his jacket to show a Michigan Marching Band shirt. These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. 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